OBAMA WOULD GIVE YOU THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK

Literally. In case you had missed it, in the time I have been away, Obama hit the big time, and his inauguration on January 20 is set to be a star studded affair to rival that of the recent Golden Globes. Think huge ceremony, guards, salutes, parades, speeches, and one hell of a party. Heck, even Oprah has relocated her show to Washington for the entire week.

One thing is for sure, the man knows how to make a speech, and the world will be watching on Tuesday to see if he can come up with something to rival his incredible acceptance speech (which can be seen in 3 parts on You Tube). Somehow I think he might just be able to articulate somewhat better than his predecessor. So here I give you my favorite Top Five Bushisms as we stick the finger up at the old and usher in the new:

 "I glance at the headlines just to get a flavor for whats moving. I rarely read the stories and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves"

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption"

"I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace"

"Rarely is the question is asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we"